Tag Archives: attempted humour
The Next Eight Months
The Federal Government today announced a new policy that it plans to take to the election later this year. In announcing the plan, the Minister responsible for the relevant portfolio said that it was going to be of much benefit … Continue reading
The Shitkansen
I grew up loving Thomas the Tank Engine. I am pretty much the embodiment of a person who, as a child, bought – hook, line and sinker – into the romantic notions of train travel. I would much rather catch … Continue reading
In Which I Apply For Work
A few weeks ago, I applied for an editorial position on a magazine…. Dear Anonymous Person at the Other End of this Email Address, Please find attached a collection of documents, which together form a solid case for you appointing … Continue reading
So. Many. Choices!
I love October. The Bathurst 1000, Mattara Hillclimb, assorted football grand finals, the business end of the Formula 1 season (featuring races that are in TV friendly times instead of late Sunday nights), the Gold Coast motor race that has … Continue reading